A Consideration of Under the Table Kicking

As many of us eat in restaurants after Sunday morning worship, I have a piece of advice for ladies who will dine with gentlemen today.  Taken from The Alice in Wonderland Cookbook and Lewis Carroll’s Guide to Dining Etiquette are these words:

As a general rule, do not kick the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table, if personally unacquainted with him; your pleasantry is liable to be misunderstood – a circumstance at all times unpleasant.

As written, these instructions seem to leave us with the option of kicking the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table if we are personally acquainted with him. However, in considering this, I strongly feel led to suggest you entirely leave off the dining room kicking maneuvers.

Have a blessed Sunday. Rejoice. Smile. Be happy.


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By Shirley Buxton

Still full of life and ready to be on the move, Shirley at 84 years old feels blessed to have lots of energy and to be full of optimism. She was married to Jerry for 63 years, and grieves yet at his death in August of 2019. They have 4 children, 13 grandchildren and 11 great-grandchildren...all beautiful and highly intelligent--of course. :)

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